Najica Blitz Tactics

literaturenerd★ 1

I have decided to dig up an obscure shitty anime from deep within the bowels of Hell itself in order to torment people with knowledge of its existence. Why? I guess because I'm an evil sadist. This is Najica Blitz Tactics!!! Story: 1/10 The story is a generic James Bond wannabe about a female spy that fights bad guys, dodges hail storms of bullets, and uses quirky, advanced gadgets and gizmos. Of course the camera seems unaware that this is a spy series and not a hentai. The camera focuses exclusively on Najica's ass. I'm serious, almost the entire series is shot from the waist down.I have never seen so many panty shots in an anime...ever! The story begins with Najica attacking a castle stronghold guarded by dozens of maids with sub-machine guns. Najica flies in using a Mi-23 Hind, which is a shockingly retro choice for a spy agency so advanced that they can build super powered androids. Spy agency: "gentlemen we must accomplish this mission, we have a seemingly unlimited amount of funding and resources, so that is why we are sending our very best agent with an early 1970s Soviet helicopter that is notoriously susceptible to shoulder launched missiles. Najica dives out of her Hind, which is either an AI or has some kind of telepathic remote pilot, and uses an inflatable device that resembles a giant blueberry to cushion her fall. You know you are in for a great series when this is the opening 5 minutes. Sadly,it only gets stupider from here. Characters: 1/10 The main characters are special agent Najica and her cute android sidekick Leela. Of course the real main character is Najica's ass and cameltoe, since they receive the goodly majority of the screen time! none of the characters are well developed and could best be described as bland and forgettable. Did I mention Najica is a chemical engineer that develops her own line of perfume on the side? Ya, that's a real plot point in this series. When she has time to do this while being an elite field agent I have no idea. Sound 6/10 The soundtrack is actually pretty decent. It has a Jazzy soundtrack that is upbeat and does a decent job building up what little good action there is in this series Art 3/10 Najica was made in the early 2000s and looks like it was made in the 1980s or maybe a very stretched budget long running series from the early 1990s. The art style is actually closest to Detective Conan or "Case Closed" as it was called in the US. If you ever wanted to see a Case Closed hentai with no nudity and LOTS of panty shots, this is your bag. Enjoyment 1/10 Najica isn't one of those "so bad its good series". It is simply bad from beginning to end. I watched it because I am an insane masochist. I deeply regret doing so. Overall 1/10 Najica isn't as well known as some other terrible anime like MD Geist, Angel Cop, Seikon No Qwasar, and Boku No Piko, but that doesn't mean it isn't just as bad. Najica is one of the worst series ever brought over to the states by ADV. Considering ADV's history of highly questionable adaptation choices, that says a lot!

Shaya★ 7

What a rainy weekend in a farm doesn´t make you watch.... First of all, if you ever picked this series because read somewhere that it was yuri in it, they deceive you (me too btw). There is a very, but a veeery light subtext, almost inexistant. Second: this show has panty-shots everywhere, every and meaningless time. If you can´t handle useless fanservice run away from this show. Story: It´s a good story btw. Sadly it has no time to grow deeper between the panty shots overdose. A secret agent has the mission to recover robots (Humaritts) which are putting the world in dangerous, but her partner is ahumaritt herself, ready to help her. It´s a world where clothes are lacking, so all the woman use mini skirts, even to fight and jump. For a few minutes, you´ll believe that the story can be serious and it will talk about how human a robot can be, but it will be just for a few minutes, a panty will cross the screen to remember exactly what you are watching. Art: Yeah, it has a good animation. And the it uses the most unusual angles so you can see the most number of pantys in the same scene. It infects your mind so badly that in some parts you´ll wait for a panty shot and nothing happens, so you´ll ask why not since it was a very convenient scene, like girls jumping with parachutes. Sound: The sound was decent, nice musics that plays in the right time. Character: The main one is fine, but the rest is too plain. There isn´t a bad guy that makes you worry, they have dumb plans and dumb minds and nothing goes anywhere. And it has women everywhere, all organizations, rebel groups and tripulations just contract women, why? Because you can see more skirts (or not see, because they are way too short). Enjoyment: I give this a six, fair enough since the story has a good potential, but whenever I see a panty that damn word cross my mind and pisses me off. But if you can handle pantyshots (or even if you liked it) this show will be perfect to kill some time. If you are looking for two girls with guns, one of them very strong with no emotions at all and the other trying to be cool, a much deeper story, yuri subtext and NO panties go watch Noir and you´ll fell fully satisfied.