Resort Boin

Pag★ 9

As the late emperor Julius Caesar once said, "Vini, vidi, vici." I feel this phrase is only two-thirds correct for our situation, since I merely vidi'd and vini'd, if you catch my drift. Since this is porn, let's take a little review at the fetishes it offers. Actually, it would be more prudent to instead state the fetishes that it doesn't have. There's no rape, NTR, no army of men, no old men that look like the Buddha shouting "Believe!" like some estranged, alternate universe Naruto. In fact, literally everything besides those three are here, incest, maids, threesomes, sex toys, bondage, you name it, it'sgot it. This is essentially the "Wal-Mart" of hentai. Actually, that part with the rape? My bad, one of the girls actually rapes him. So yeah, it's all there. A complete package, essentially. Speaking of packages, the MC has a pretty huge one. In the Bible, the Holy Book itself, Exodus 14:21, Moses parts the Red Sea with a single wave of his hand and staff, and with the power of the Almighty God. I have no reservations in my mind that if our MC, Daisuke, were to take out his penis and slap it against the Red Sea, that the ocean would part before him. It's not presumptuous to say that, allegorically, Moses's staff could be submitted for Daisuke's large meat sword. Do you know how Daisuke is written in Japanese? 大介. If you can't see the first word, it's dai, which means large in both Chinese and Japanese. Yet another example of my hypothesis. Illuminati confirmed. I oftentimes have trouble wrapping up a review. Should I rant and rave some more? Or should I end it short and sweet? That is to say, the opposite of Daisuke's penis, which is unequivocally large and probably not sweet. I suppose I should cut the bullshit and write some solid groundwork on this review. What did I enjoy about this hentai? That is to say, how good were the sex scenes and the sounds? I'd say they were very good, growing up with these images and knowledge of the female anatomy granted me large amounts of advancement and precociousness in comparison with my compatriots, who I later taught them to, and was revered as the teacher for men of women. One thing I definitely did not like were the alternate universe jumping between episodes. First episode and the second episode may have happened the same timeline, I'll grant you that, but once you hit the bridge between the second and third episodes, there's a problem. In the second episode, he makes his cousin's resort boin, if you understand. However, in the third episode, he never actually had sex with his cousin. Doesn't really make sense, and definitely threw me off. In fact, my mind was so confused by this sequence of events that I put all of my clothes back on and attempted to solve this mystery, much akin to Einstein's solving of the photoelectric effect. Anyway, I enjoyed this series very much, even with all of it's negligible flaws.

GoNinja23★ 10

Resort Boin is a hentai anime so if you don't like hentai then no need to read this review Now, I must say this is a well made hentai. First of all I watched it uncensored, which is a big bonus. Story: This is a hentai, don't expect a deep story. Art: Not the best, but to be honest it has better animation than most newer anime. Characters: I like the characters, but nothing really special. My favourite is Kanae Chan and mikaSound: Moaning sounds good. Nothing to complain about. Enjoyment: 10/10. This isn't anything extreme if you like that. I Recommend it 100%